MY HUSBAND'S grandparents, married for more than 50 years...

  

MY HUSBAND'S grandparents, married for more than 50 

years, went to a restaurant for lunch, where Papa ordered a 

Ruben sandwich.
  
"He'll have the red snapper," Gram brusquely told the 

waitress. "He doesn't like Rubes."

  "I'll have the Ruben," Papa shot back.

 "Red snapper!"
  
Papa sighed in resignation.  Shrugging, he explained to the 

waitress, "When you've been married as long as I have, you 

get set in her ways."


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