A fireman told his wife

A fireman came from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful 

system at the fire station. Bell 1 rings and we all put on our jackets. Bell 2 rings and we all 

slide down the pole. Bell3 rings and we're ready to go on the

trucks."

"From now on," he said, "we're going to run this house the same way." "When I say Bell 1, I 

want you to strip naked. When I say Bell 2, I want you to jump into bed. When I say Bell 3, 

we're going to make love all night."

The next night the fireman came home from work and yelled, "Bell 1" and his wife took off 

her clothes. "Bell 2" and his wife jumped into bed. "Bell 3," and they began to make love.

After two minutes his wife yelled, "Bell 4!"

"What the hell is Bell 4?" the husband asks.

"Roll out more hose," she replied, "you're

nowhere near the fire!"